It is supposed to be a day of rest, but there are no rest days these days for the Rebel Forces. Everyday counts, even the one's when el trumpo plays golf with one of his stooges, who will get his ringer rung when he plays el trumpo in golf. Have you ever seen the "fat boy's swing". It looks like he learned it from the pro at sleepy hollow after a night on the town.
El trumpo told his lapdog CPAC crowd that he is liberating the country from all the democratic progress this nation has made in the last 248-years. And guess what, his CPAC crowd ate it up while Elon Musk waved the chain saw that just happened to be lying around the podium at the CPAC convention.
Have you ever wondered what a ticket would cost to attend a CPAC convention? I have not. I wouldn't even attend if it was free. I am afraid that "stupid" might be contagious, and i don't think there is a vaccine for stupid.
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Oh well, while el trumpo is liberating the country, our Rebel Force is liberating the country from el trumpo. Join up now. Come visit Rebel Headquarters at 173 Parkway Drive in Littleton, NC and check out our operations. It's nothing but first class all the way. There is no wasted effort. Even fat el trumpo and elon musketeer would be impressed, but then consider the source.
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You should know that our Rebel Force have already sent emissaries to Great Britain, France, and Germany. Yes, we have sent three of our best rebel diplomats to London, Paris, and Berlin to talk to the folks there. You have probably heard of these guys before: Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and John Adams--all of which are descendants from their American Revolutionary ancestors.
Our goal is to supply every Rebel Force household in the United States of America with enough AK-47 rifles (or similar type of weapon) with enough ammunition to take down an army of 300. Every Rebel Household in America. And that is why we are seeking outside support. We need both the money and the weaponry, which they can provide, by purchasing them from the United States Government.
We do not believe that we can win this war by "peaceful counter-resistance" alone. And that is why we are stocking our Rebel households up to the hilt with military-like weapons. We know, our enemies are already well stocked, and we need to catch up big time in this area. A child can learn to use these weapons effectively, so we are not really all that concerned about needing a lot of wasted practice. We just simply need to equalize the weaponry between our Force and the enemies.
We are cutting out all stops. Everyone and everything is on the table. Morale is extremely high. The enemy is starting to feel the pressure, so we expect some kind of forced counter-offensive to our offensive actions. But it will not matter. We will prevail.
Give us Liberty or Give us Death. That is our Rebel Force Cry now. Give us liberty or give us death.
Don't tread on me. Live free or die.
Down with tyrants, dictators, and want to be kings.
This is the United States of America, and our Rebel Force is here to "unite" those states once and for all, so we can turn the beacon of light back on that got turned off a month ago on that used to shine out across the rest of the world. Things look pretty dark without that light on.
Are you in. Make the pledge and sign up with the Force. People of "all types, sizes, and models" are welcome. The Force does not discriminate between different human being types (e.g., male/female, christian/buddhist/hindu/islam/jew, texan/californiian, mexican/canadian, gay/straight/whatever etc.). Instead, the Force praises the human form regardless of its model--something the United States of America used to stand for, but somehow lost its way with all of its christian and evangelical like thinking. Go figure.
We have only one thing to fear, and that is fear itself. The government forces have no defense against our Rebel. Join the winning coalition today!
All you have to do is print this page out and sign your name and date it on the lines below and mail your pledge into Rebel Headquarters and you will be a certified Rebel helping to win back our beloved country before it goes down the trash bin of history.
After receiving your pledge to the Rebel Force, the Rebel Force will send within "five business days", the appropriate "arms that you will need to protect your household" delivered to your doorstep by American Express.
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I pledge my full body, mind, and soul to support the Rebel Force in its effort to turn the Beacon of Light called Freedom back on in the United States of America:
Name/signature: _____________________________________________
Date: ______________________________________________________
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ps. We are also working on an unbreakable coding system that we intend to use for "special messages" when we think the enemy is listening in, which we think is about all the time. Not everyone in the Force will be able to break the code--just those with a "need to know".
Rebel Headquarters -- 173 Parkway Drive -- Littleton, NC
