Someone on Talkmarkets actually took me seriously today--that is a first. Usually people think i am always joking.
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Anyway, this person didn't think my million dollar ($$$$$$$) scheme because he didn't see why the purchaser would pay $500 for something he/she could make themselves for a dollar.
I said that i would throw in a King Donald version of a Bible along with the "2-inch golden idol". Of course, i would have the King Donald version of the Holy Bible printed upside down, so when someone like "el trumpo" was holding it, one could actually read the words. I also think stamping the front cover with a photocopy of "el trumpo's" signature would end any concern regarding value of this complete package.
In fact, with the Bible addition, i think one should think about going ahead and cranking up the combined purchase to say something like $800.
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What do you all think?