This is the midnight report (a bit late we must say) from Rebel Headquarters leading into the thirty-second day of our civil war on the United States of America.
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Whoops! Sorry, folks. The captain postponed the "Here Comes the Sun" operation because of weather. The sun started to show signs of spring and the captain decided next week would be a better time to go full throttle, if you know what i mean.
We were all lit up and ready to go when the captain passed the word yesterday morning, so we proceeded to get drunk instead. And that is why the midnight report is coming out a little late this morning. All i can say is by the looks of things and the destruction around Headquarters, it looks like the troops must have had a good time while they let off steam.
Lucky for us, we took down some notes for today's report, otherwise i think we would just have to wing it today.
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Goodwill is something quite special.
Goodwill is hard earned.
Never lose what you have gained
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The captain made his rounds around camp yesterday and he could not believe what he saw. He said that he saw a lot of pinups of guys and gals in bikinis and sportswear oiled up like they were lacking for sun, but he did not see any real actual "pinups" like he remembered in the old days.
The captain said in the old days there were not any pinups of guys. Period. He said in the old days it was only women, and none of them were wearing bikinis. Captain said he thinks the younger generation has lost their "imagination".
Captain said that when he checked out the "hog log" in communications, he couldn't believe it. He said the "hog log" only contained pictures of real live hogs, animals. He said the world must be going to hell.
The captain complained, but acknowledged the fact that he could not do anything about it. It's just a sign of the times changing.
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Love should be the Center
On all sides of the political framework.
What is there not to understand?
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Like with his old teacher, the captain has kept in touch with a few of his so-called fraternity brothers from Hanover College. Although the captain has disassociated himself from both the college and the fraternity, he does still maintain a few friendly relationships from that misuse of four-years of one's life.
The captain remembers when he was put on "social probabation" for having "two beers" in the fraternity house one Friday night during dinner. It happened about five weeks before he graduated and about three months before he had to head off to the United States Navy and serve his nation.
The so-called fraternity brothers forgot the code (i.e., all for one and one for all) and thus the captain spent his last weeks in college strapped to a chair in the fraternity. He could not leave campus. He was twenty-one. He had passed his draft physical. There was a war going on in Vietnam. And the Dean of Students at Hanover College punished the captain for having "two beers" at dinner at the fraternity house on one Friday night right before spring break. Go figure.
Hanover College. The home of Mike Pence and Woody Harrelson and Jim Boswell and Carolyn Kline, my older sister. Go figure that group out.
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Well, that is about it for today's midnight report from Headquarters. We are sorry for getting the report out late. If you think we were bad, then you don't know the half of it. Somewhere along the way, we lost a day here at Headquarters. We woke up thinking this was Sunday.
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Impeachment
The Rebel Force has looked at several different ways to bring down el trumpo and his ilk, and in the end, we always come to the same conclusion--impeachment.
Now we understand that "impeachment" sounds kind of out there considering that the republicans hold both houses of Congress. But we say, not so fast. Nixon was disposed with a republican congress, why in the fuck can't el trumpo and j.d. bulldog be impeached with a republican congress.
All it takes is just a "sprinkle of courage".
So, here is what the Rebel Force proposes. Lazer focus on Mitch McConnell. Don't fucking worry about anyone else--just Mitch.
You say, don't make me laugh. And again i say back to you, not so fast. Mitch might be out of his power position, but it does not mean that Mitch still does not have power.
Without a correction, history will show that Mitch McConnel was "el trumpo's number one enabler and savior". Mitch McConnel did more to stack the Court in el trumpo's favor and protect him from impeachment more than any other individual on the planet Earth. Mitch McConnel has bad karma that needs to be fixed before he passes into never neverland, and he knows it.
So, Mitch McConnel is our target. Make Mitch play the role of Goldwater to Nixon. Mitch can drum up the "impeachment support" that is needed in Congress to impeach all the dumbasses that need to be impeached. No one other than Mitch McConnel could pull it off. So, it's time to bombard Mitch, we say. Bombard him with shame. Bombard him with praise if he does the right thing. Just fucking bombard him, so that he knows that he has a "major role" to play in fixing the mess that "he, himself is mostly responsible for creating".
It's not rocket science. Get Mitch to do something right for once in his career.
In addition to Mitch's individual impeachment activities, the Rebel Force believes that an "extremely talented and qualified" group (somewhere in the range from four to eight persons) should be constructed to determine a set of "next moves". This group would include Mitch McConnel, Chuck Shumer, and both democrat and republican house leaders at a minimum. (notice the nice mix between youth and experience, republican/democrat--that is also something that you want)
Now we here at Rebel Headquarters don't know what the Constitution says exactly who replaces who win one leaves office, but we do not care. We just want the current "clown show" thrown out. The elephant turds coming from the Administration are already leaving a stench that is going to be hard to clean up.
If it makes sense, that joe blow from the Department of Agriculture is our next President so be it. At least we can rest assured that he or she or it will be better than el trumpo and j.d. bulldog. That;is not a bar that is hard to get over.
With a newly chagrined Congress that finally has seen the results of all the "evil conflicts that were blown way out of proportion", maybe we will once again learn to make "reasonable compromises". This, too, is not a novel concept. It has worked before in the United States, and it can again.
The Rebel Force does believe that Kamala Harris would be President today, if the people of the United States knew today what they didn't know or believe (being generous in both cases) three months ago. The Rebel Force would like to see someone in the "oval office" at least of that ilk, regardless from which party the "Senior Select Committee" agrees who should legally fulfill the role of President of the United States of America.
So, impeachment is the second prong to our offense with Mitch McConnel responsible for making amends before he actually leaves the Senate where he served for a very long time. It would be sad to see all those years were wasted, as they currently are viewed.
We have never really liked or sidled up much to Mitch McConnel here at Rebel Headquarters, but we do still consider him to be an American patriot. It's just that we think it is time for him to finally prove that to our Freedom Fighting Force.
So, Mitch McConnel and Impeachment represents the second prong of our Rebel attack.
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ps. From the looks from the reports that we get from Talkmarkets we are gaining "troop strength" in case you are curious. Not an over abundance of support, but hopefully enough to put el trumpo and his clown show to rest.
Over and out from a rather hungover Rebel Headquarters.
People Got to Be Free Globanomics Impeachment Control Perennial Philosophy
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