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Midnight Report from Rebel Headquarters

Date: Tuesday, February 25, 2025 12:52 AM EST

Before we begin, I would like to apologize for not commending earlier the European leaders in "free Europe" who visited Ukraine on the third anniversary of Russia's (wait i forget, it might have been Ukraine who attacked three years ago--oh well, it doesn't matter) invasion into Ukraine (Russia?).

We would also like to commend President Macron for coming to the United States and telling "el trumpo" how things stand now that our two nations (plus others) are no longer working allies.  We here at headquarters had always thought Macron was kind of a "scene grabber" type of a guy.  His stature went up a great deal yesterday.

I know how much the President of the "not so land of the free" would have liked to have made it to Ukraine, but he said he was to busy meeting President Macron in Washington, DC.  That's right, folks.  That's the way "el trumpo" thinks.  Hell, he could tell an audience of 10,000 supporters and they would all understand.  Go figure.

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Okay, now we see we have somebody called "Bojangles" in to support the leader of el trumpo's storm troopers, Muskrat Kash Patel.  We, here at Rebel Headquarters (173 Parkway Drive   Littleton, NC) thought about going "dark", but we think we have cloaked our tracks so no one could find us here in Littleton.  We do have some of the best technicians in the world working with us, you know.

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I had everyone here at Rebel Headquarters watch the Nicole Wallace show yesterday (Monday) to get their opinion of things.  Every last one of them said that is what NBC should be showing on their National networks every night.  Hell, Nicole Wallace covers more news in two-hours than you get from all the other newscasts all day long (that might be a bit of an overstatement, but not by much).  Plus, you actually have time to learn more about the issues in two hours than you do in the current format (i.e., about 10 minutes)

There is a war going on, folks.  Everybody must get up and at them.  Start watching MSNBC News from 4:00 - 6:00 every day of the week, until NBC moves to the same format on their national news.  BTW, we recommend getting on "youtube" and watching the clip with Joe Scarborough showing our (brave?) Republican Senator Thom Tillis from the great state of North Carolina rip Putin's and "el trumpo's love affair apart.

There is no doubt.  Joe Scarborough is the person to take over the NBC Nightly News when it starts back up again.   

BTW, after our troops watched Nicole Wallace's show yesterday, we waited then watched the nightly NBC news show.  It was like watching Dr. Zhivago with Julie Christie then turning over and watching Monty Python.  One you could take seriously, the other was just a joke, almost like satire, or a Saturday night live skip. 

We had to finally turn the NBC nightly news off when they started to use five minutes of their allotted fifteen minutes of news within a thirty-minute time slot for something called the Fyre Festival.  Now some of you (maybe most of you) have heard of the Fyre Festival, but none of us here at Rebel Headquarters (and there are plenty of us) had ever heard of the Fyre Festival before.  We might be sheltered, but we didn't realize that we were that sheltered.

Anyway, yesterday was the third anniversary of Russia's attack on Ukraine.  Half of the world showed up in support of Ukraine, but not the United States of America (land of the home and the brave, but not of the free).  The President of the United States placed an "incompetent boob" into the second (maybe the most important) role for today's FBI, and tomorrow's "SS".   Macron and el trumpo spoke about a few fairly important issues in the oval.  I could list maybe five more things that were as noteworthy--and NBC nightly news is telling me about the upcoming Fyre Festival five years from now.

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The Rebel Force is announcing today that it is setting up a counter force to combat the SS-guys.  We have labeled this new force the "FF" (standing for Freedom Fighters).  So, that is how we are going to counter that front.  It's going to be the SS-guys against the FF-guys, and you know who won the last time we played this game.

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Well, that's about it for today's Midnight Rebel Headquarters report with one exception. 

We wanted you all to know that el trumpo has changed the name of the "oval office" to the "round office".  He said that he didn't know what oval meant and that he wanted it named something more appropriate.  His sycophants came up with the name "round" to please him.

Signing out:

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Rebel Headquarters     173 Parkway Drive      Littleton, NC 

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