The deal that el trumpo is cutting with Vladimir Putin is nothing but "extortion of the innocent Ukrainian people". The President of the United States plans to propose a new Anti-Marshall Plan for Europe next week(i.e, you pay me and we will see that you are only molested, not raped--i know a lot about that kind of thing--i spent a couple of weeks in court dealing with such matters). All correctly signed and sealed by another traitor to the dark force, Marco Rubicon, Secretary for the Empire of El trumpo.
El trumpo said the worst it will cost Ukraine is billions and billions of dollars. He said that considering interest due that it should have been trillions of dollars and the people of Ukraine should be thankful for getting off so lightly. (Can you even begin to imagine what Vladimir Putin thinks of the "mental acuity" of the American public. What a fucking genius Vladimir Putin is. There is no wonder why the "el trumpo" loves him so).
Just think, if el trumpo had been President in 1945 we could be one happy family today living in what is called the Soviet Union (remember the Soviet Union anyone?).
But Jim, it's 2025 and el trumpo is President today. That makes it worse!
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Almost worse, but not yet. El trumpo's evil ways are still only pieces of cake on the table. Now it becomes a question whether the republican party and their minion of "stupids" gobble those cakes up like they hadn't eaten cake for centuries or whether they just let them sit where they were placed--uneatened.
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Don't fret. The Rebel Army will prevail regardless of what the Nikki Haley let them eat cake crowd does. We are stronger mentally than the other side. We are at least as determined to take them down as they are determined to take us down. The difference is that we have goodness on our side. And goodness always wins in the end over badness.
Believe it or not, i am targeting my "own brother" as an enemy combatant. I have been bombarding my Wharton M.B.A. educated, living off a golden parachute on Kiaweh Island eating cake with the Nikki Haley bunch "brother: with all of the Rebel enlightened information that comes out of Headquarters. And i can only think of two possible outcomes from my actions: (1) either he deletes everything i send him; or (2) i am pissing him off big time. In either case, I win simply by knowing my bombs are a message by themselves even if they do not explode.
I used to send him material before the election, but he used that material against me then. Now it is a different story. We here at Rebel Headquarters don't care whether our enemy knows what we are doing or not doing. There is nothing that they can do to stop us.
Freedom is preferred over subjugation is one of the primary fundamentals of globanomics. El trumpo cannot stand. We cannot let him be President for four more yeas. We cannot let him be President for another four months. We cannot let him be President for another four weeks. He must be taken down--and soon.
He has already done enough damage in a month to destroy 248-years of progressive freedom. If we let him continue, someday one of Gibbons relatives will be able to write about the Decline and Fall of the United States of America in Four Short Years, subtitled "El trumpo's Second Term) (the last gasp and final failed attempt for democracy to survive in the world). Before Muskrat Kash Patel and Bojangles took over the Secret Service (SS).
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Hey, by the way, the troops wanted me to tell you that they are getting a little "bunker weary" here at Rebel Quarters. We love to get "family grams" telling us that everyone is okay, and that you are proud of our effort. Without those family grams, it can get pretty lonely here at Headquarters (173 Parkway Drive Littleton, NC 27850). Without outside word one can almost think they are fighting this battle alone. Don't worry about the enemy intercepting the messages, we have cloaked that address so the enemy cannot see what we are doing).
One of our goals is to overload the Post Office here in Littleton, NC 27850 (with the 278 meaning the Raleigh Region of North Carolina, and the 50 meaning our Littleton post office in that district--in case you wanted to know what the numbers mean. The mail comes to Raleigh first, and from there, they distribute it to the Littleton office, who then delivers it to Rebel Headquarters).
So, get your friends, neighbors, and colleagues to jot down a note, buy a stamp and envelop, and send us their thoughts. No money. We do not want money. We do not need money. We cannot even spend the money that we already have here in Littleton. Instead, simply send a letter everyday to Rebel Headquarters (i.e., 173 Parkway Drive Littletton, NC 27850) until we overwhelm the Littleton post office with mail. It will make "National News". And the world will hear of our Rebel Force Movement which is unstoppable, and the world will have "Hope" again that the United States may not be on decline after all.
Think about. Just imagine overwhelming a United States Federal Post Offfice. Have you ever heard of such a thing. It is almost like "Alice's Restaurant" and you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. It's kind of like globanomics, too, in that way.
All we want is your support for the cause of Freedom--something that many of our forefathers have lost their lives to defend. That is all we are asking.
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Oh, how our mouths are drooling here at Headquarters awaiting the day NBC News puts Joe Scarborough in charge of their nightly newscast. We just love it when someone actually tells it like it is without all this other (well did you consider this, did you consider that, he didn't really mean what he said, etc.) bullshit talk.
El trumpo is already a felon and he has not even been tried for his major criminal actions yet. He may be President of the United States today. But he is not going to be President of the United States for long. Mark the word of your Rebel Forces leader (who currently remains anonymous). "El trumpo cannot stand!" It's time to dump him into the "trash bin of history"--once and for all.
We must prevail! We will prevail! Give Us Liberty or Give Us Death! Down to Tyrants! Live Free or Die!
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Rebel Headquarters 173 Parkway Drive Littleton, NC
