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Stocks And Precious Metals Charts - From Instruments Of Darkness Rise Instruments Of Change
Article By: Jesse's Cafe Americain
Monday, July 1, 2019 5:13 PM EDT
Stock futures soared, and the risk on trades were unleashed. The US Dollar rose triumphantly against most major currencies. And in that process, gold and silver were trounced.
In this article: GLD, SLV, NDX, SPX, UUP, VIX
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Palo Alto Real Estate Plunges
Article By: Tim Knight
Sunday, June 23, 2019 3:33 PM EDT
"Price Reduced." It’s the kind of phrase that should strike terror into the heart of anyone thinking about paying millions of dollars for a simple house. Yet I now see "price reduced" over and over in Palo Alto.
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Walmart Self-Checkout Machine Wins Employee Of The Month Award Again (Satire)
Article By: James Quinn
Monday, June 17, 2019 3:00 AM EDT
Humor of the day - A self-checkout machine at a local Walmart store was selected to be honored as the employee of the month for the fifty-second month in a row, sources confirmed Thursday.
In this article: WMT
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Amazon's Alexa Is In Trouble Again!
Article By: Shelly Palmer
Sunday, June 16, 2019 8:12 AM EDT
Amazon gets sued all the time, but this one should get your attention.
In this article: AMZN
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Bubbles B. Goode (Satire)
Video By: Mish Shedlock
Sunday, June 9, 2019 2:17 PM EDT
Parody on Fed-Sponsored Bubbles to the Tune of Chuck Berry's Classic Hit: Johnny B. Goode
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The Ultimate Guide To Going Broke
Article By: James Altucher
Tuesday, May 7, 2019 12:00 PM EDT
I spent 20 years going broke over and over again. I hope it doesn’t happen again. But the good news is, I'm now an expert. Here's what I've learned...
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Seven Reasons Not To Go To College (And A Solution)
Article By: James Altucher
Thursday, May 2, 2019 10:45 AM EDT
Most people think you need a degree to get a good job. But that's not true. More and more companies like Google have already announced they are looking at skills instead of degrees.
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Don’t Buy A Home! But Do Buy Real Estate
Article By: James Altucher
Wednesday, May 1, 2019 2:13 PM EDT
The worst decision I ever made was buying a home. Or two. I had thought it was a great investment, but it isn't. Real estate however, can be. Did I just contradict myself? No and here's why...
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Comedian Wins Ukraine Election In Landslide
Article By: Mish Shedlock
Sunday, April 21, 2019 9:28 PM EDT
Ukrainian comedian Volodymyr Zelensky won a landslide victory in the country's presidential election. Zelensky has never held public office, let alone ever been president... though he has played one on TV.
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Investing Wisdom From Warren Buffett
Article By: Greg Group
Saturday, April 20, 2019 10:17 PM EDT
In his essay for “Getting There,” Warren Buffett elaborates on a message that he thinks “is very important to get across to younger people."
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When Did Social “Networks” Turn Into Social “Media”?
Article By: James Altucher
Wednesday, April 10, 2019 10:14 PM EDT
Facebook loves it when we are angry and fighting. Every Facebook argument thread can buy Mark Zuckerberg another cup of coffee. The result? I miss my Facebook friends.
In this article: FB
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MLP Humor - A Target-Rich Environment
Article By: Simon Lack
Sunday, April 7, 2019 10:41 AM EDT
Humor can be a most effective weapon against your adversaries, especially when more extreme measures are unavailable. MLP management teams have made many poor capital allocation decisions in recent years, providing a rich source of material.
In this article: AMLP, KMI, HCLP, ET
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The Twenty Craziest Investing Facts Ever
Article By: Phil Davis
Thursday, March 14, 2019 11:18 AM EDT
Michael Batnick shares twenty crazy investing facts that you have to read to believe.
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Please Stop The Buzzword BS
Article By: Shelly Palmer
Sunday, March 10, 2019 1:26 PM EDT
I’ve been at SXSW (one of my favorite annual gatherings) for about 24 hours and my head is about to explode. While there are incredible experiences to be had here and there is some amazing tech on display, Buzzword BS is at record levels.
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NJ Voters Furious As Governor Murphy Prepares To Sign 'Rain Tax' Into Law
Article By: Tyler Durden
Sunday, February 10, 2019 10:11 PM EDT
Just when NJ residents thought the state had already laid claim to every revenue stream imaginable, Democrats have found one more thing to tax - the rain.
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Damn, That's A Lot Of Speeches
Article By: Mish Shedlock
Friday, February 8, 2019 10:28 AM EDT
Seven Fed presidents made speeches this week. Also, Fed Chair Powell and Vice Chair Clarida had dinner with Trump.
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