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EC Coronavirus Starting To Weigh On 2020 Q1 Earnings Estimates
Article By: Sheraz Mian
Thursday, February 6, 2020 8:20 PM EST
Looking at Q4 as a whole, combining the actual results that have come out with estimates for the still-to-come reports, total earnings are now expected to be up +0.5% on +4.2% higher revenues.
In this article: CVX, IBM, XOM
Digital Delight: Market Rewards 21st Century Leaders
Article By: Yale Bock
Saturday, January 25, 2020 5:53 PM EST
The current investment landscape has made the decision to reward companies who appear to be in the pole position in their industry, especially if the segment is based on digitization.
In this article: AAPL, AMZN, MSFT, TSLA
"I'd Like To See Them Call Me": How Trump Used An Encrypted Swiss Fax Machine To Defuse The Iran Crisis
Article By: Tyler Durden
Friday, January 10, 2020 10:00 PM EST
As President Trump was threatening Iran over Twitter about retaliating should they seek revenge for the Soleimani assassination, he was simultaneously secretly using an encrypted back-channel to bring the world back from the brink of war.
Russian YouTubers Create Gas-Powered Replica Of Tesla's Cybertruck Using A Hatchback And Some Sheet Metal
Article By: Tyler Durden
Saturday, December 28, 2019 6:15 AM EST
Given how shoddy it looks, we're sure those on the street lucky enough to catch a glimpse of the replica likely had no problem believing it was the real thing.
In this article: TSLA
China Getting Rid Of Foreign Tech And A Sweet Trade Sitting There For The Taking
Video By: MarketPunks
Monday, December 9, 2019 12:45 PM EST
This trade is still sitting there for you. What are you waiting for?
Why Colleges Are Going Down The Drain: A True Story
Article By: James Altucher
Tuesday, November 12, 2019 4:19 PM EST
The way colleges are run these days leaves me to question if they have a future. Here was my own recent experience with one such college...
The Economics Of Counterfeit Money
Article By: Global Economic Intersection
Sunday, November 3, 2019 4:05 PM EST
The supply of money in the economy is determined by the demand for money which, in turn, is determined by the demand for credit. This idea, however, leaves out what is actually a rather important component: counterfeiting.
My New Gambling Addiction: Betting On The News
Article By: James Altucher
Thursday, October 24, 2019 2:16 PM EST
Newspapers are evil. I know... I wrote for five of them.
Feds Bust Man For Running A Phony Hedge Fund From His Frat House
Article By: Eddy Elfenbein
Thursday, October 24, 2019 1:31 AM EST
Syed Arham Arbab is hardly a would-be Master of the Universe. Instead, he’s a 22-year-old undergrad at the University of Georgia. Still, he was able to run a $1 million hedge fund, (or more accurately, Ponzi scheme), out of his frat house.
In this article: AFL
Stocks And Precious Metals Charts - From Instruments Of Darkness Rise Instruments Of Change
Article By: Jesse's Cafe Americain
Monday, July 1, 2019 5:13 PM EST
Stock futures soared, and the risk on trades were unleashed. The US Dollar rose triumphantly against most major currencies. And in that process, gold and silver were trounced.
In this article: GLD, SLV, NDX, SPX, UUP, VIX
Palo Alto Real Estate Plunges
Article By: Tim Knight
Sunday, June 23, 2019 3:33 PM EST
"Price Reduced." It’s the kind of phrase that should strike terror into the heart of anyone thinking about paying millions of dollars for a simple house. Yet I now see "price reduced" over and over in Palo Alto.
Walmart Self-Checkout Machine Wins Employee Of The Month Award Again (Satire)
Article By: James Quinn
Monday, June 17, 2019 3:00 AM EST
Humor of the day - A self-checkout machine at a local Walmart store was selected to be honored as the employee of the month for the fifty-second month in a row, sources confirmed Thursday.
In this article: WMT
Amazon's Alexa Is In Trouble Again!
Article By: Shelly Palmer
Sunday, June 16, 2019 8:12 AM EST
Amazon gets sued all the time, but this one should get your attention.
In this article: AMZN
Bubbles B. Goode (Satire)
Video By: Mish Shedlock
Sunday, June 9, 2019 2:17 PM EST
Parody on Fed-Sponsored Bubbles to the Tune of Chuck Berry's Classic Hit: Johnny B. Goode
The Ultimate Guide To Going Broke
Article By: James Altucher
Tuesday, May 7, 2019 12:00 PM EST
I spent 20 years going broke over and over again. I hope it doesn’t happen again. But the good news is, I'm now an expert. Here's what I've learned...
Seven Reasons Not To Go To College (And A Solution)
Article By: James Altucher
Thursday, May 2, 2019 10:45 AM EST
Most people think you need a degree to get a good job. But that's not true. More and more companies like Google have already announced they are looking at skills instead of degrees.
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