This is the midnight report from Rebel Headquarters.
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Although everything is going much better than we expected when we drew up our plans for these first few days of our war offensive, we did run into a little snag yesterday, when one of locals found out about our Headquarters here (loose lips sink ships--and in this case it was my lips or my doing--i am the one to blame).
Anyway, we are not getting paranoid, but i told the troops to lay low for a few days and that i didn't want anybody to get into a tangle with one of the neighbors. That's kind of a problem. Finding a place in this country that isn't pro El trumpo clownism. Although in most cases, we are finding out that as long as we stay quiet, they usually leave us alone.
On the hole the enemy is a rather docile bunch. It's the "really crazy ones" that you have to watch out for--the flag wavers, the flag desecrators, the flag imposters, the guys who smile and hug the flag in one photo then shit on it in another. Most of the "really really crazy ones" are up in Washington, DC at the moment so we still feel safe down here in Littleton NC because we are a three-hour drive away (on a really good full moon night when there is no traffic on Interstate Highway 95).
We also have our "cloaking system" up and running, so whenever we see any dogs sniffing around the place, we just turn on our cloaking device, and they all seem to go away after a while--with bewildered looks on their snouts i might add.
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Some people who have read our Rebel Headquarters reports think that we are a "nutso" mission and we are doomed for failure. Rest assured, fellow compatriots and freedom fighters, nothing is further from the truth. What is the old saying?
- It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings;
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch;
- Give us liberty or give us death;
- Live free or die;
- Don't tread on me;
- He who laughs last, laughs the best;
- Do unto others as they "do to you" -- that's a new one that we just put in for el trumpo, himself;
- etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, if you know what i mean.
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I have postponed my daily walks until the weekend passes. I figure that will give time for things to cool down. The last thing we need now is for Muskrat Patel's storm troopers showing up at the door. One of the locals asked me what would happen to my dogs.
Yes, this neighbor seemed more concerned about my dogs than me. But then, what can a person say, but oh well. I told my neighbor that i thought i had the dogs covered, which i don't, so if all of a sudden our communication is shutdown, i am asking if someone would at least come down here (or up here) to Littleton, NC and check on my three dogs--Sophie, Winston, and Cooper--they are all good dogs--at least most of the time.
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Other than that, all is going great. We got a lot done yesterday. We posted several notes from Rebel Headquarters. And i posted a few messages up on Talkmarkets relating to some investment issues that i didn't think were associated with our Freedom Fighting Force (the FFF). Part of my intent was to throw the SS off, noting the fact that much of the communication that comes out of our location has nothing to do with the FFF.
We wrote a good piece defending the U.S. Federal Government from the "Chain Saw Gang" yesterday. We continue to shame the old republicans as much as possible, praying to god, that we can find a Few Good Persons to step up and become heroes.
We are not holding our breath, but we are gathering up our weapons and ammunition in case there is no longer anyone around that can fit the profile of courage that we need today (which btw, is not asking a great deal--whoever does it will go down as the savior or saviors of democracy for the free world. Who wouldn't like to carry around that moniker the rest of their lives?
Can you imagine? Lindsey Graham becoming the savior of the democratic free world. How ironic would that be? What a state of affairs, this nation has gotten itself into.
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We continue to monitor the news between 4:00 and 6:00 on MSNBC. We check out a few minutes of Morning Joe early every mornings, but usually because we have already dealt with yesterday's issues, we generally find the later in the day show to be more current--letting us know what has gone on during the day. Things are slower at night. Usually, nothing but "crazy tweets" or "crazy rants" come out of the "right side of things" during the late evening and early morning hours.
The Russian Cave-in has us all very concerned here at Rebel Headquarters. We keep thinking that this is nothing but a bad fucking dream--worse than a nightmare. "Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse?" (Bruce Springstein, The River). And all of our globanomic and peaceful dreams are being held captive now by the "Imbecile State" of clowns that is trying to replace the so-called "Deep State" of professionals.
We are not sure what actions that we will take if the United States actually does shame Vladimir Zelensky into cowering to lesser men, but whatever it is, it will be significant and commensurate with the damage done to the reputation of the United Staes of America, which also will be great.
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Well, that's about it for the daily update in this midnight report from Rebel Headquarters. Stay positive, stay strong, and stay active. Let's go out and win won for the Gipper, (from the old movie starring Ronald Reagan). The Gip would never have conceded to the Russians. Hell, the Gip didn't even concede against our entire group of Army recruits at the time.
Over and out. Meaning i am signing off. Putting my computer on "alert, but inactive status" while i return and get the rest half of my night's sleep.
People Got to Be Free!
ps. I almost forgot. Rebel Headquarters submitted one of its better writeups to the higher ups in Talkmarkets for consideration to publish. Currently, the status is reported as "in review", which we take as a good sign because usually when they reject a proposal you find out right away, and we have not heard anything yet. If Talkmarkets comes through we will let you know, then we show you what they did for us (even though some of you may have read the piece before). We should be able to give you an updated status on this in the next midnight report from Rebel Headquarters.
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Rebel Headquarters 173 Parkway Drive Littleton, NC
