Well punk, "do you feel wealthy?"

First things first, there is this... (2130.82 record close, 2134.72 record intra high)

• *S&P 500 RALLIES 1.6% TO 2,130.83, RISING ABOVE RECORD CLOSE

And then there is this... for 2016...

And since Brexit...

And today...

While on the topic - cash indices reached pre-Brexit levels...

Stocks went sideways after Europe closed...

And S&P Futures managed to run the stops above the Brexit peak...

But financials remain below pre-Brexit levels...

Despite the best efforts to mash VIX, S&P cash couldn't hold above the record close...

Since June's dismal payrolls print, Gold is the major outperformer...

But today's "goldilocks" data meant buy everything...

Trannies rose most in 4 months today - having "death-crossed" on Wednesday...

VIX has dropped over 48% in the last two weeks... the biggest collapse in fear ever....

And stocks and oil decoupled...

Only short-dated yields rose on the day and week as the long-end continued to plunge..

2s30s has flattened for 6 straight days, crushing the yield curve by 28bps in the last 2 weeks - the biggest crash since the US downgrade in 2011

So curve is collapsing... BUY BANKS??!!

30Y Yields closed on the lows today... at an all-time record low...

Stocks-to-Bonds yield spread near 8 year highs...

On the day, the USD Index ended unchanged, despite some significant swings around the payrolls print...

Commodities were mixed with PMs gaining but crude and copper getting crushed...

• Copper's worst week in 6weeks
• Crude's worst week in 6 months

• Gold up for the 6th straight week...longest streak since Aug 2011
• Silver up for the 6th straight week...longest streak since April 2011

So - to summarize - Buy Stocks, Buy Bonds, Buy Gold, Fade the Dollar, Sell VIX... sounds an aweful lot like front-running QE4 trades.

Charts: Bloomberg