‘It’s So Easy!’: 9 Straight Months Of Gains For Global Stocks

Listen: this really is easy.

In a world governed almost entirely by central bank liquidity, all you need to do as a retail investor is by the goddamn iShares MSCI ACWI ETF, grab a 2-liter of Pepsi and a bag of Bugles, then sit back and watch yourself outperform every active manager on the planet.

Because as long as the bottom doesn’t completely fall out on Monday, you’re on track for (basically), 9 consecutive months of gains in that ETF:

So, congratulations homegamers, this is how easy the ECB, the BoJ, and the Fed have made things for you.

You don’t even have to choose a country anymore.

Just bet on a giant basket of global big caps and wait for the inevitable “up and to the right” to play out on your Scottrade screen…