Flummoxed Fed Sparks Insta-Buying Binge In Bonds & Bullion, Stocks Hit By Hindenburg

Economic expectations tumbled but rate hike expectations surged... labor market hopes rose but economic growth is expected to weaken... so buy stocks you retard! Artist's impression of the last 2 days in The Eccles Building...

And furthemore... *YELLEN SAYS FED STRONGLY BELIEVES 2008 AIG ACTIONS WERE LEGAL

The result of all this confusion... A 3rd Hindenburg Omen in the last 5 days...

 

Futures show the full day's vol...

 

Futures eneded up dumped back perfectly to VWAP...

 

Cash Indices on the day

Since Friday, Trannies remain ugly...

 

While stocks are back in the green from Friday, VIX remains higher

 

And Credit remains thoroughly unimpressed...

 

Bonds bought with both hands and feet...

 

The Dollar was monkey-hammered...

 

Gold and Silver stacked... (and crude and copper playing catch up)

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Post FOMC performances...

Stocks...

Bonds...

 

Commodities...

Charts: Bloomberg

Bonus Chart: Still Confused after today's FOMC?

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— alexthegreat1 (@alexthegreat1) Jun. 17 at 02:48 PM