It was fun while it lasted, but one of my periodic followers finally caught on and has unmasked me as the major puppeteer behind every move Biden makes. What my periodic follower does not know is that i am also the major puppeteer that was behind everything that Trump did, too.
Although some might think i am amoral to play both sides of the fence like that, you just have to understand that i like Power and i cannot help myself.
Both Trump and Biden are older men whose mental capacities have waned. I felt sorry for them and i simply thought they both needed help. I have to admit, however, that it was always easier to manipulate Trump because he thought he was the man. It is easier to bend the thoughts of a fool than it is a more sober person. That is why i had such success with all of my conspiracy theories. There were so many uneducated fools out there whose minds could be manipulated I could not help myself. As time went by, I learned that the more weird i made my suggestions and thoughts, the more fools i could capture with those thoughts and suggestions. I simply loved the power of it all.
While asking for redemption, what i am saying in retrospect is this:
Do not blame Trump for corralling his group of clowns (oh, i meant to say patriots) on January 6th to attack our democracy. Blame me instead. I coached him to do that.
Do not blame Biden for his failure to get all Americans vaccinated. Blame me instead. Call me sick, but i like to watch people die.
Do not blame Trump for his idea to inject disinfectants and to beam the body with light as a cure for covid. That was my suggestion. Don't give Trump the credit.
Do not blame Biden for his decision to get out of Afghanistan. Blame me instead. I had told Trump to do the same thing two-years earlier. Along those same lines, I was also the one that told Trump to ignore our Kurd allies and get out of Syria, too.
Do not blame Trump for cozying up and kowtowing to Putin every chance he could. Together i thought the three of us (me, Trump, and Putin) could rule the world without anyone knowing. More recently, I have been telling Biden to do the same thing, but with our Allies rather than Putin. My bad.
Do not blame Biden for his Infrastructure effort. It's simply a game to me. In the end, i know the democrats will step all over themselves and turn success into failure.
Now that i have been outed as the "master puppeteer" of our most recent leaders, I am not sure what i will do. I can already feel my own power waning. No longer can i pull the strings of our leaders without scrutiny. Simply said, being outed was not a good thing for me.
Oh well, what can one do? Like i said earlier, it was fun while it lasted.
ps. I almost forgot. Don't blame the "they" who instructed Biden to call on Kelly O'Donnell first the other day. It was me who instructed Biden to call on O'Donnell. Biden was trying to cover for me by using the term "they" in lieu of "someone", when he referred to the list of press people he was instructed to call on. Now that i have been outed, I guess i must take credit for that, too. There was no end to all the mischief i tried to create.