When $BTC gets to $150k, I will buy The Hamptons and convert it to sleepaway camps for kids, working farms and low-cost housing.

— Chamath Palihapitiya (@chamath) December 30, 2020

If I had to choose between buying a lottery ticket and #Dogecoin .....I would buy #Dogecoin. But please dont ask me to choose between it and anything else 😁😁😁 https://t.co/BXwqHnq9IZ

— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) February 4, 2021

Jason Zweig had a fun and excellent article in yesterday’s WSJ titled “How The Stock Market Works Now: Elon Musk Tweets, Millions Buy” (WSJ, Saturday February 13 [SUBSCRIPTION REQUIRED]). It’s a story about how business celebrities like Musk, Mark Cuban and Chamath Palihapitiya are egging on their millions of Twitter followers to buy highly speculative investments like GameStop (GME) and DogeCoin (DOGE-X).

Zweig concludes:

My own take is straightforward. The new messiahs of momentum, with their charisma and huge followings, can unite the buying power of scattered investors better than anyone who came before them. For a crowd of followers to be wise rather than foolish, though, those who lead it must have an unusual information edge.

And I’m not sure why the predictions of today’s powerful outsiders should be any more accurate than those of the insiders who came before them. Fame and fortune in other fields are no assurance of success in the financial markets.

Let me translate: This will likely end badly for the millions who follow Elon, Chamath and Cuban’s recommendations. This is another illustration of what has become the craziest market in history.

Now let’s put in a little legwork to get ready for the week ahead by previewing Shopify (SHOP), market cap $182 billion and Walmart, market cap $412 billion earnings. SHOP reports on Wednesday afternoon and it is almost certain to be another blowout quarter with businesses moving online where their customers are during the pandemic via Shopify’s online business platform. In 3Q20, SHOP reported 96% revenue growth and Adjusted EPS of $1.13 – compared to a 29 cent loss a year ago. However, the stock is up an incredible 33% in the last two weeks and trades for 84x Trailing Twelve Month (TTM) sales. Buying SHOP at these levels is not an investment; it’s pure speculation.

Walmart (WMT) is also likely to report another excellent quarter Thursday afternoon. In the previous quarter ended October 31, 2020, Walmart US Comps excluding fuel were +6.4% resulting in a 16% increase in Diluted EPS. While WMT has lost some favor the last couple months as investors sell consumer stapes to buy higher beta, tech names, the valuation is still expensive at 26x TTM Diluted EPS. Obviously, WMT is much cheaper than SHOP and I’d buy it if I had to choose one but it’s not by any means cheap on an absolute basis.