It’s sometimes hazardous to judge a stock’s next-day performance based on its after-hours post-earnings behavior, but here are some quick takes on key stocks………….

Amazon AMZN is getting absolutely nuked and has thrown away two YEARS of price gains. Word on the street is that Lauren is already considering who her next conquest should be. Bill Gates, maybe?

Intel INTC has thrown away all its gains for the day and is in the red.

I was seriously, seriously hoping Apple AAPL would surprise us, but it didn’t. It turned in a very solid report and is exploding to prices not witnessed since last Friday.

Oh, and in case anyone still cares about that lame brokerage Robinhood HOOD, they are plunging to NEW lifetime lows this very moment, having lost nearly 90% of their value and featuring one of the most awful-looking stock charts in market history.