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It’s normally agonizing to be in an airplane seat without a dozen computer screens near me. Doing content on a laptop is quite claustrophobic, but things are going so swimmingly today that I’m not too grumpy about it. I’m already fully invested, and my bearish positions are doing great. Below are a few favorites at the moment.

And, if I feel like beating myself up for the umpteenth time about this genius idea and idiot closure:

I’ve got to say, as pissed off as I am that UNH is trimming its losses, 95% of the reason I didn’t take instant triple-digit profits is because the Wing Sting is so severe. United Healthcare is FAR from being done getting smashed in the face, and these puts don’t expire until next YEAR, so Luigi and I are hanging on to these for the duration, baby!

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